Did You See That?

To:     Human
From:   Cat
Date:   April 13, 2011
Re:     Last Night's Savage Attack


Human:


I take it that you have forgiven Dog, as it's still living amongst us. That's fine, because I know you would never let her kill me; god forbid you actually had to clean up that mess (or any other mess, really).


And you can't blame me for what happened.  Who the hell knew she was so touchy about being called fat (for the record, I muttered the word "chubby" under my breath, which in some cultures is considered a compliment).


But you know what?  This harrowing experience has taught me that I need to be a nicer cat.  A cat that loves cuddles.  You know you love this face.


xoxo,
Cat