Hello, my favorite human!What a wonderful, sunny day! I know it's kind of early and you were up late last night, so I can't thank you enough for waking up and feeding me my favorite breakfast! You are just the best. Have you lost weight?
And don't worry about taking me for a walk until after you've had your coffee (Sister, we have ALL had those mornings, am I right?! Hahaha). As you may have noticed, I'm able to control my bladder for extended periods of time without even a THOUGHT of tinkling on your beautiful, apartment-grade, beige, wall-to-wall carpet. You may have searched high and low for wood or concrete floors in the greater Austin, TX area, but I can't tell you how happy I am that you settled for this home. And the wall in the dining room that is affixed with paneled mirrors? HEAVEN. I know you think it's totes Miami Beach circa 1992, but honey...as they say in some other country I've never been to, C'est magnifique!
Wow, I really need to work on like, FOCUSING more. But like I said...you take your time this morning. I know how hard you work. Sunday is YOUR day. Relax. I can hold it.
Wuv youuuuuu,
Dog
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