Saturday, April 9, 2011

MEMO #1

To:        Human
From:      Cat
Date:      April 9, 2011
Re:        Dog


Dear Human:
Please tell Dog I don’t wish to speak with it.  
Best,
Cat
P.S. - You might also think about educating the dog on the proper usage of “your” versus “you’re.”  Also, what the fuck does “totes” mean?  Srsly?  Piss off!
P.P.S. - I just shit in the litter box; go clean it.

No comments:

Post a Comment