From: Cat
Date: April 9, 2011
Re: Dog
Dear Human:
Please tell Dog I don’t wish to speak with it.  
Best,
Cat
P.S. - You might also think about educating the dog on the proper usage of “your” versus “you’re.”  Also, what the fuck does “totes” mean?  Srsly?  Piss off!
P.P.S. - I just shit in the litter box; go clean it.
 
 
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