Consequences

To:        Human
From:      Cat
Date:      4/10/11, 8:00 a.m.
Re:        Feeding times


Dear Human:


I require sustenance.  I will scream until you feed me.  If that doesn't work, I will smash my small head into your face repeatedly.


Bow to me,
Cat


P.S. - I ate your basil plant. Ha. Ha. Ha.