Writing Like Cats and Dogs

written correspondences of a passive-aggressive cat and a happy-go-lucky dog

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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

To: Dog
From: Cat
Date: April 13, 2011
Re: My new toy

Dog:

I own you. You and your green chew toy.

Suck it,
Cat

Labels: cat, dog, toy

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Min: Orange County, CA, United States; The Traveling Home blog has been a long time coming. Since 2007, my husband and I have moved from Connecticut to Japan, to Dallas, to Austin, and now Orange County. Each stop has been a unique experience of work, play, friends, and a lot of eating. It has also taught us that wherever our travels take us, we'll always be "home". As a sort of disclaimer, my suggestions for products, restaurants, activities, etc., are NOT paid endorsements, but merely my personal experiences and opinions from traveling, with the aim of remaining completely objective.

You may call me Onna.

I like a fine, aged catnip; sun-soaked window sills; and am on a strict organic, pasture-raised, raw-meat diet. Those carbs go right to my thighs.

Hi, my name is Charley!

I love my human! I love belly rubs! I love walks! I love you!